[Ralph sings Fox signature and the pictures panoramas to the moon where a spaceship lands and Scratchy comes out.] Scratchy: We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. [Itchy harms Scratchy with an American flag, laughs and crazy his helmet. Itchy travels back to Earth with Scratchy space-rocket. In the front page of "The Washington Post" says "Mouse Hero Returns This Everything To Save Cat". Itchy gets honored and get at parade.] Itchy: Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. [Itchy becomes president and sit and eat cheese in the White House and hear Scratchy calling.] Scratchy: Itchy.... Itchy.... [Itchy look at the moon on with a binoculars and sees Itchy holding a sign saying "Im telling". Itchy freaks out and his eyes through his binoculars. Itchy gets worried and gets an idea. He targeting nuclear missiles by "mistake" to the moon. Scratchy screams, allowing himself to swallow the missiles. After his stomach is full, the last missile stops at the stomach and takes a boot out of the tip and kicks Scratchy. Scratchy explodes. Homer stands up.] Homer: Boring! [The Simpsons family are in a theater.] Lisa: Dad, we cant see the movie. Homer: I cant believe were paying to see something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker. Especially you! [Homer pointing to the viewer and the image becomes wider.] Professor Frink: Movie, on the big/small screen! [The opening scene appears, similar to the episodes. The camera then flies through Springfield, showing Waylon Smithers brushing Charles Montgomery Burns teeth, Apu changing the expiration date on a milk carton from 2006 to 2008, Martin Prince getting flagpoled by Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney, Barts chalkboard gag, "I will not illegally download this movie" (also breaking the fourth wall).] [In Springfield Lake are Green day playing The Simpsons Theme and the crowd cheers. Comic Book Guy is carried but is released into the ground.] Comic Book Guy: Excuse me. My heinie is dipping. [The music ends.] Billie Joe: All right, well, thanks a lot for coming. Weve been playing for three and a half hours. Now wed like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment. [Silence occurs and the crowd throwing bottles at them and boo them.] Otto: Dingus! Carl: Oh, you suck! Shut up and play! Barney: Preachy! Mike: Were not being preachy. Tré Cool: But the pollution in your lake, its dissolving our barge. Lisa: I thought they touched on a vital issue. Moe: I beg to differ. Mike: Gentlemen, its been an honor playing with you tonight. [Green Day starts playing and the barge sinks. Lisa looks worried. In the church of Springfield a funeral version of "American Idiot" is playing.] Reverend Lovejoy: For the latest rock band to die in our town Lord, hear our prayer. The group: Lord, hear our prayer. [Outside the church are the Simpsons family coming.] Marge: I hate being late. Homer: Well, I hate going. Why cant I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed? Marge: Homer, they can hear you inside. Homer: Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. [The Simpson family coming in and the audience staring at them. The family goes and sits down.] Homer: How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus. [Bart plays Baby Blast. Maggie takes out the game card and shoves it down her baby jumper.] Reverend Lovejoy: Today Id like to try something a little different. Im going to call on one of you! [Reverend Lovejoy points to the audience, they all cower down in fear, Barney screams.] Reverend Lovejoy: Now, the word of God dwells within everyone. I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit... [Ned raises his hand.] Ned: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Reverend Lovejoy: [unhappily] What is it, Ned? Ned: The good Lord is telling me to confess to something. [Homer keeps fingers crossed and whispers.] Homer: Gay, gay, gay, gay. Ned: An immodest sense of pride in our community. Reverend Lovejoy: [annoyed] Somebody else? Let the Lords light shine upon you. Feel the spirit. Let it out! [Grampa is sleeping and wakes up when the sun hits his head and gets up and acts weird.] Abe Simpson: Horrible, horrible things are going to happen! And theyre gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you. Whoa, Nelly! [Comic Book Guy is filming that with his cell phone.] People of Springfield, heed this warning: Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever! Lisa: Dad, do something! [Homer flicks through the "Holy Bible".] Homer: This book doesnt have any answers! Grampa Simpson: [yelling, slowly] Beware! Beware! Time is short! EPA!! EPA!!! EEEEEEPAAAAAA!!!!!!! Believe me! Believe me! [cheerfully] Thanks for listening. [The Simpsons family goes out the church with Grampa rolled in a rug and go to the car.] Homer: Okay, who wants waffles? Bart/Lisa/Grampa: I do, I do, I do! Marge: Wait a minute. What about Grampa? Bart: I want syrup! Lisa: I want strawberries! Marge: Something happened to that man. Homer: Ill tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment. But thats okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it. [Homer kisses Grampa on the forehead.] Marge: What is the point of going to church every Sunday when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? Right, Grampa? Grampa Simpson: I want bananas on my waffles! Homer: I rest my case. [The family arrives, Marge goes out of the car first and then the others except Grampa.] Marge: Im not dropping this. Grampa Simpson: Wait a minute, Im still in the car. [Homer looks at his list of chores. He ticks off "Go to church" and looks at "Take out the hornets Nest".] Homer: Oh, right. Take out hornets nest. [Homer takes down the hornets nest and put it in Flanders mailbox.] Homer: Check. Fix sinkhole. [Homer is in the garden and put the sandbox and Maggie over the sinkhole.] Homer: Check. Re-shingle roof? [Homer and Bart are on the ceiling and Homer tries to repair the roof.] Homer: Steady. Steady. [Homer gets the hammer in the eye, causing him to yell in pain and Bart laughs.] Homer: Why you little! Ill teach you to laugh at something thats funny! [Homer strangles Bart.] Bart: You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun. Homer: What kind of fun? Bart: How about a dare contest? Homer: That sounds fun. I dare you to climb the TV antenna! [Bart climbs up to the antenna] Bart: Piece of cake. Homer: Earthquake! [Homer shakes the TV antenna so Bart falls down and hangs on the drainpipe.] Homer: Aftershock! [Homer shakes again.] Ned: Homer, I dont mean to be a Nervous Pervis but if he falls, couldnt that make your boy a paraplege-arino? Homer: Shut up, Flanders. Bart: Yeah, shut up, Flanders. Homer: Well said, boy. [Homer and Bart high five and Homer prepares to hammer Barts fingers.] Homer: Steady. Steady. Steady.... [He falls through the roof and Bart laughs.] [Lisa is in the neighborhood, knocking on doors to talk about Springfield Lake. However, every time she is denied.] Lisa: Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday but Im sure youre as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am. Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev... Woman: Why, its the little girl who saved my cat. Lisa: Lake Springfield— [Lisa sighs. Martin, his parents, Bumblebee Man, his dog, and the Sea Captain close and lock their doors, and the Sea Captain drives away with his houseboat.] Milhouse Van Houten: Come on over, Lisa. You can canvass me as long as you want. Lisa: Milhouse, you dont care about the environment. Milhouse: Hey! I am very passionate about the planet. Nelson: [threatening to punch Milhouse] Say global warming is a myth. Milhouse: Its a myth! Further study is needed! [Nelson knocks down Milhouse.] Nelson: Thats for selling out your beliefs! [Lisa goes to console him but quickly notices someone else to talk about the environment.] Lisa: Oh, poor Milhouse. Milhouse: Dream coming true... Colin: Are you aware that a leaky facet can waste over— Lisa: Two thousand gallons a year? Colin: Turning off lights can save— Lisa: Enough energy to power Pittsburgh. Colin: And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter— Lisa: Wed be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years! Colin: Im Colin. Lisa: I havent seen you at school. Colin: Moved from Ireland. My dads a musician. Lisa: Is he...? Colin: Hes not Bono. Lisa: I just thought, because youre Irish and... Colin: Hes not Bono. Lisa: Do you play? Colin: Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass. Lisa: [thinking] Hes pure gold. For once in your life. be cool. Colin: So is your name as pretty as your face? [Lisa gets embarrassed and faints.] Colin: You okay there? [Marge watch the recording as Comic Book Guy did and write down what Grampa said.] Grampa Simpson: [in video] Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!!! EPA!!! EPA!!! Marge: EPA? What could that be? Comic Book Guy: I believe its the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. E-P-A! Marge: Yeah. Thanks for coming over. Comic Book Guy: Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants. Never known comfort like this. [Out in the garden, Bart is shooting Homer with a BB gun while Homer carries around bricks. A Fox commercial appears at the bottom.] Homer: Why did I suggest this? [Timer rings.] Homer: All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back... [Bart picks up his skateboard] naked. Bart: How naked? Homer: Fourth base. Bart: Girls might see my doodle. Homer: Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life. Every morning, youll wake up to Good morning, chicken. At your wedding, Ill sing: [Homer sings Here Comes the Bride with chicken voice. Bart sets off through town on his skateboard naked. The last note Homer sings in the chicken song has its pitch raised as Homer sees Bart.] Ralph: I like men now. [Agnes urges residents not to look at Barts penis.] Agnes: Dont look where Im pointing! [The police see that Bart is naked and start to chase him.] Clancy: Stop in the name of American squeamishness! [Lou fires a shot. It hits the wheel of Barts skateboard. The skateboard comes to a halt and Bart flies off thrugh the air. The scene switches to Ned, Rod and Todd eating at Krusty Burger.] Ned: Boys, before we eat, dont forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful... [Bart flies on to the window, with Neds french fry covering his penis.] Ned: ...Penis! Rod/Todd: Bountiful penis. Todd: Amen. [[[w:c:simpsons:Eddie|Eddie]] and Lou scrape Barts body off the window of Krusty Burger.] Lou: Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, its the law. [Lou takes Bart down from the window and straps him naked to a lamp-post.] Chief Wiggum: Lunchtime! Bart: You cant just leave me out here. Lou: Dont worry, we found a friend for you to play with. Nelson: Ha ha! Ha ha! [It becomes evening, and Nelson starts to get tired of laughing.] Nelson: Ha ha... Haa... ha. [Mrs. Muntz walks up to Nelson.] Mrs. Muntz: Nelson, honey, where have you been? [she sees Bart] Ha ha! Ha ha! [Homer drives up to Krusty Burger in his car.] Bart: Dad! Homer: What seems to be the problem, officers? Bart: Tell him you dared me to do it. Chief Wiggum: If thats true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son. [Homer comes out of the car.] Homer: [slowly] And what happens to me if its my fault? Chief Wiggum: Youll have to attend a one-hour parenting class. Homer: It was all his idea! Hes out of control, I tell you! [pretends to cry] Im at my wits end. Its so.... [Bart glares.] Chief Wiggum: See you in court, kid. Homer: Okay, son, lets get some lunch. Bart: Did you at least bring my clothes? [Homer gives him his shirt and socks.] Homer: Shirt, socks, everything you need. Bart: You didnt bring my pants! Homer: Who am I, Tommy Bahama? Bart: This is the worst day of my life. Homer: The worst day of your life so far. [Homer and Bart go into the Krusty Burger.] Ned: Say, Bart? Bart: What do you want, Flanders? Ned: If you need pants, I carry an extra pair. You know how boys are, always praying through the knees. [Ned gives him pants.] Bart: Why are you helping me? Im not your kid. Ned: Were neighbors. Im sure your father would do the same for my boys. [Homer steals french fries from Flanders.] Homer: Thank you. [Homer eats a hamburger noisily.] Homer: Hey, whats with you? [As he asks, he accidentally spits on Bart. Bart wipes it off, annoyed.] Bart: You really wanna know? Homer: Of course I do. What kind of a father wouldnt care about... [sees a pig wearing a chef hat] ...a pig wearing a hat! [Krusty is starring in a commercial, holding a burger.] Director: Action. Krusty: Hey, hey! Its your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. If you can find a greasier sandwich, youre in Mexico! [Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.] Director: And were clear. [Krusty spits out the hamburger.] Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig. [A knife is raised to the pig. It squeals.] Homer: What...?! You cant kill him if hes wearing people clothes! [The song Happy Together plays and Homer imagines his life with the pig.] Homer: Youre coming home with me. [In the kitchen Maggie plays Baby Blast.] Marge: A thousand eyes. What could that be? Grampa Simpson: Im pretty sure a thousand is a number. [Homer comes in and shows after a while the pig. Marge looks at the words as she wrote down as Grampa said in the church.] Homer: Hey, Marge. Isnt it great being married to someone whos recklessly impulsive? Marge: Actually, its aged me horribly. Homer: Then say hello to the newest Simpson. Marge: Homer! I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this. Please, get rid of that pig. Homer: Oh, youre gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you. [The Pig screams.] Homer: You nailed her. He also does me. [Marge laughing.] Homer: You smiled. Im off the hook. [Homer is in Barts room and chambers the pigs hair, outside are Bart and looking on them.] Homer: Oh, you have so many looks. [Bart sighs and she Ned put to sleep his children.] Bart: So thats what snug is. Homer: Whos a good pig? [Homer makes fart sounds on the pigs stomach.] Homer: Whos a good pig? [Bart is aiming his slingshot against Homer, but stops when he hears Ned some are by the window.] Ned: Rough day, huh, son? Bart: You dont know what rough is, sister. Ned: Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies I take them fishing. Does your dad ever take you fishing? [Bart thinks of when he was fishing with Homer.] Bart: Dad, its not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish. Homer: If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity. [Homer stops an electrician fly trap in the water and the fish float to the surface.] Homer: I think I have a nibble. [eats a fish then gets electrocuted] Bart: I think fishing might be more fun with you. Ned: Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa? Bart: No way. Cocoas for wusses. Ned: Well, sir, if you change your mind, its on the windowsill. [When Ned went off takes Bart the mug with cocoa that Ned did and eats it in the garden.] Bart: Oh, my God. [Marge cleans the floor in the hallway and then sees that it is dirty on the ceiling.] Lisa: Oh, wait. I didnt tell you the best part. He loves the environment. Oh, wait! I still didnt tell you the best part. Hes got an Irish brogue. No, no, wait! I still didnt tell you the best part. Hes not imaginary! Marge: Oh, honey, thats great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to... How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? [Homer let the pig go in the ceiling.] Homer: Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No. he cant. hes a pig Look out. He is the Spider-Pig. [Bart and Ned are fishing.] Bart: Are we having fun yet? Ned: We are now. Youve got a bite. Bart: Whoa, mama! [Bart drops the pole and Bart begins to strangle himself.] Ned: Oh, no, my good pole! Bart: (chokes but then stops) Youre not strangling me. Ned: What the? Stranglings only good for.... Well, its not good for anything. The only time you should lay hands on a boy is to give him a good pat on the back. [Ned gives Bart a pat on the back and Bart wants him to do it again.] Bart: Hey, what the hell are you? One more time. [In the lake loses Krusty the flop sweat, Crazy Cat Lady washes the cats and Moe empty bottles and Barney in the lake.] Barney: Honey, Im home. [Lisa sees it and gets angry and destroys her poster. In Springfield Town Hall is "Lisa Simpson Presents: An Irritating Truth".] Lisa: We are at the tipping point, people. If we dont do something now.... [Colin plays on a guitar.] Lisa: Im sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isnt he dreamy? Joe Quimby: Agreed. Lisa: Okay, so heres the bottom line: If we dont change our ways right now pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level. [Lisa starts a scissor lift some stops quickly.] Lenny: Thats not so bad. Lisa: No, the lift is stuck. Am I getting through to anyone? [The lift goes up and down.] Krusty: Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things. Joe Quimby: All in favor of a new, scissor lift, say aye. Group: Aye. Lisa: No! This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. But I knew you wouldnt listen. So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. [The audiences spits out the water.] Moe: This is why we should hate kids. Joe Quimby: This is serious, people. No more dumping in the lake. I hereby declare a state of emergency. Code black. Lenny: Black? Thats the worst color there is. No offense there, Carl. Carl: I get it all the time. [The lake emptied of littering. The newspaper "Springfield Shopper" it says "Springfield Clean Up Act." Fat Tony and his fellow conspirators come with a carpet that he intends to dump.] Chief Wiggum: Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. Fat Tony: Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Lou: Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou. [A wall is around the lake.] Joe Quimby: Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot-proof. Cletus. Cletus: Yessum? Joe Quimby: Try to dump something in the lake. Cletus: Okay. [Cletus tries to dump a possum in the lake but the wall keeps blocking him.] Cletus: I cant. I simply cant. Builder 1: Brilliant. Builder 2: Very effective. [Homer and Spider-Pig watching TV where Bumblebee Man gets a kiss from a donkey for a Peso, and speak Spanish.] Homer: Dont get any ideas. [Pig and Homer laughs and Marge enters.] Homer: Maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension. Marge: Whats going on here? Homer: Nothing. Nothing. Marge: Im not sure that pig should be in the house. And by the way, what are you doing with his leavings? Homer: Dont worry. Ive devised a most elegant solution. [Homer shows a silo with faces on the property.] Marge: Its leaking. Homer: Its not leaking, its overflowing. Marge: He filled up the whole silo in just two days? Homer: Well, I helped. [Homer thinks of a monkey some forces him to listen to Marge.] Marge: Homer, stop! Stop. I know its easy for your mind to wander but I want you to really concentrate on me. I cant escape the feeling that this is the crisis Grampa warned us about. You have to dispose of that waste properly. Homer: Okay, Marge. I will. Marge: You can take Spider-Pig with you. Homer: Hes not Spider-Pig anymore, hes Harry Plopper. [Homer sits in the car with Spider-Pig and gets a call with his cell phone. Lenny is outside the Lard Lad Donuts.] Homer: Hello. Lenny: Homer, you gotta get over here. Health inspector shut down the doughnut store, theyre giving out free doughnuts! Homer: Oh, my God, oh, my God! I just got one thing I gotta do first. Lenny: Well, you better hurry. Theyre going fast. [Outside the Lard Lad Donuts gets Wiggum accidentally shoot a shot near his own mouth.] Chief Wiggum: Whoa, that was close. [Homer drives off the lake and dump waste into the lake after he destroyed the wall. The lake is poisoned.] Skull: Evil! [Homer sits in the back of the car but changing location and drive away.] Homer: Drive, drive, drive! Oh, right. [A squirrel gets hunted down into the lake and get more eyes when it comes up. Ned and Bart are climbing up on a mountain.] Ned: Look at that. You can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky. Bart: Oh, yeah. Ned: And if you look real close, you can almost. Ah! [Ned sees the squirrel that jumped in the lake.] Ned: Well, this certainly seems odd but who am I to question the work of the Almighty? We thank you, Lord, for this mighty fine intelligent design. Good job. [Bart beats the squirrels eyes.] Bart: Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab! EPA-man: Hey! Jab one more eye and its a federal crime. Ned: Who are you? EPA-women: Environmental Protection Agency. [EPA taking caring about the squirrel and go away. Russ Cargill come to the White House and meets the president.] Russ Cargill: Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, here to see the president. Russ Cargill: Mr. President. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ja, that is me. Russ Cargill: Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels. Arnold Schwarzenegger: I hate this job. Everythings "crisis" this and "end of the world" that. Nobody opens with a joke. I miss Danny DeVito. Russ Cargill: You want a joke, huh? Stop me if youve heard this one. [Russ shows the squirrel for president who gets frightened.] Arnold Schwarzenegger: Look at those angry eyes and giant teeth. Its like Christmas at the Kennedy compound. Russ Cargill: You know, sir, when you made me head of the EPA you appointed one of the most successful men in America to the least successful agency in government. And why did I take the job? Because Im a rich man who wanted to give something back. Not the money, but something. So here is our chance to kick some ass for Mother Earth. Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m listening. Russ Cargill: Well, live narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options. Each will cause untold misery... [Russ shows five option blocks.] Arnold Schwarzenegger: I pick number three. Russ Cargill: You dont wanna read them first? Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead, not to read. Number three! [A helicopter with a glass dome will of Springfield and all residents are surprised and afraid. Gabbo truly amazed, church, and Moes Tarver changing population and Milhouse swallows his inhaler. Martin Prince is in the playground and flies away.] Martin Prince, Jr.: Were being sealed in a dome! Man: What do I do? I dont know what to do! lf I stay, I’m trapped. If I leave, I’m alone. Oh, God. In, out, in, out! I never saw Venice. [The man gets crushed. Simpsons sees what happens and it says the EPA on the helicopter.] Marge: EPA! EPA! Trapped forever. Its all come true. Grampa Simpson: That crazy old man in church was right. [The helicopters de-plunged the dome.] Homer: Dome! [Springfields population is towards to the dome and the SPD appears.] Chief Wiggum: All right, men, open fire. [SPD shoots against the dome. The gunshot nozzles back and hit them.] Chief Wiggum: Whos hurt? Raise your hands. Without the attitude. Professor Frink: People, people. I have an important announcement. I have just perfected an acid-firing super-drill which can cut through anything. Group: Hey, thats cool. Professor Frink: It’s right there. Just outside of the dome. [The group groans and Sideshow Mel hit his leg against the dome.] Sideshow Mel: What ruthless madmen could have done this to us? [Russ shows up on a TV screen.] Russ Cargill: The United States government. My name is Russ Cargill and I’m head of the EPA. Moe: The what? Russ Cargill: Environmental Protection Agency. Lenny: Come again? Russ Cargill: Look. I’m a man on a big TV. Just listen. Springfield has become... Homer: Springfield! Russ Cargill: ...the most polluted city in the history of the planet. Krusty: Drama queen! Russ Cargill: To keep your poisons from spreading your government has sealed you in this dome. It’s the last thing we wanted to do. I own the company that makes the dome. but thats beside the point. Moe: You mean were trapped like rats? Russ Cargill: No. rats cant be trapped this easily. Youre trapped like carrots. Lisa: Wait. We couldnt be more polluted. Everyone stopped dumping in the lake. Russ Cargill: Apparently someone didnt get the message. Homer:Act natural. Carl: Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna discover this. Russ Cargill: Dont worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map. [In a car disappears Springfield from the GPS.] GPS: Coming up on your right: Nothing. [Kent Brockman run the Springfield News and fixes his head.] Kent: This is Kent Brockman, reporting to you on a crisis so serious it has its own name and theme music. The dome has put an end to life as we know it. The town is running low on supplies of everything from gasoline to Botox. Moment, please. Now, as always, we end our news on The Lighter Side. It’s the time of year when the swallows return to Springfield. [Swallows collides with the dome and cats are outside. Marge is in the garden and discovers that Maggie is outside the dome.] Marge: I think the thing I miss most is a simple summer breeze. Maggie? [Homer watching TV and Marge get him.] TV Commercial: Weve got dome wax, dome polish, dome freshener, all your dome needs at Dome Depot. Located at the 105 and the dome. Dome Depot. Marge: Maggie got out! Maggie got out! [Homer comes out with Marge and see that Maggie is in the sandbox.] Marge: Maggie was right there, just outside the dome. [Homer see him self reflected in the dome and goes into the house in the belief that he was out.] Homer: Marge, shes right here. This dome can play tricks on you. You just have to keep calm and... Oh, my God. I’m out of the dome. Fresh air! Freedom! Ill write to you. Lead good lives! [He realises] Ohhh! [Maggie ports and out through the dome by being in the sandbox. Marge and Homer go inside. On the TV broadcasts Kent Brockman from Springfield Lake and Homer laughs but gets shocked when his silo appears.] Kent Brockman: Good evening, this is Kent Brockman. Efforts to find out whose selfish crime caused our entrapment have been fruitless. Until moments ago! A shocking discovery has been made here at Lake Springfield. Homer: That could be anybodys pig-crap silo. Marge: Homer, it was you. You single-handedly killed this town. Homer: I know. Its weird. Kent Brockman: Just a reminder. this station does not endorse vigilante justice. Unless it gets results. Which it will. [Picture on Homer with text "Get Him!" shows.] Marge: You didnt listen to me after I warned ya. Homer: Dont worry, nobody watches this stupid show. Whats that ominous glow in the distance? [The mob goes with flaming torches against the familys house.] The mob: Kill! Kill! Kill! Homer: Marge, look. Those idiots dont even know where we live. [The mob hear Homer and turns.] The mob: Kill! Kill! Kill! We want Homer! We want Homer! [Lisa comes to Homer and turn him loose in his stomach.] Lisa: You monster, you monster! Homer: Did you see the news? Marge: Honey, come on, we have bigger problems. Lisa: But I’m so angry. Marge: Youre a woman Lisa. You can hold on to it forever. Lisa: Okay. Marge: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did. Homer: I would, but I’m afraid if I open the door, theyll take all of you. Carl: No, we wont. We just want Homer! Homer: Well, maybe not you, but theyll kill Grampa. Grampa Simpson: I’m part of the mob! [The mob comes into the house.] Krusty Teeny! Take out the baby. [Teeny goes to Maggie, but she is willing to attack and Teeny turns. Lisa sees Colin in the mob and at he is holding a flower bouquet that Carl set fire to and Lisa sighs.] Carl: Here, let me get that for you. [Homer nailed the door and mimics a chainsaw, but the mob can see he mimics and continues to try to get into the room.] Homer: Stay back. I got a chainsaw. [Ned set a plank between him and the Simpsons house.] Ned: Bart! Crawl across. Hurry. Bart: But if they see you helping us, theyll kill you. Ned: I’m sure your father would do the same for... [Bart stares at Ned.] Ned: Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles. [Schoolchildren aim with bows.] Seymour: Archers. Nelson: I’m using a red arrow so I know who I kill. Homer: No, Plopper. If you push that, Daddy will die. [Plopper goes to the window and pushes the board into the ground. The family falls and runs away. Homer finds a shrimp some he eats.] Homer: Hey, my lucks beginning to turn. [The family sits in the car, Marge runs into the house briefly to clean up and pick an important thing.] Marge: Wait! Theres something I have to get. Homer: Whatd you get? Marge: Our wedding video. Homer: We have a wedding video? Krusty: Torch his gas tank! [Homer drives off, but discovers that the mob lift the car. They preparing to hang the family and they get up in Barts treehouse, but Homer can not handle it and gets attacked.] Homer: We lost them. Bart: Up here. Clancy Wiggum: Get them! Get them! Homer: Little help? You know, the word apology is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here... [They try to tear down the tree and Maggie pointing to the sandbox. Maggie hopes in the sandbox and go away.] Lisa: Mom, what are we going to do now? Marge: Maggie, not now. Well play later. Marge: The sinkhole. Follow me, kids! [The family jumps after but Homer gets stuck in the beginning and start to digging.] Bart: Geronimo! Lisa: Sacajawea! Homer: So long, losers! Moe: The top of his head is still showing. Claw at it! [Everything around the house gets destroyed and all against to the sinkhole. ] Chief Wiggum: Well, theyre Chinas problem now. [Outside the dome sees Lisa, Colin how is plays music for her. Colin writes the note for "Lisas Song" on the dome and Lisa humming it.] Lisa: Colin! I cant hear you! I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this is... Bart: Lisas got a boyfriend that shell never see again! [Lisa beats Bart.] Lisa: ...perfect. [The family hear cars coming and flees. EPA-cars arrive.] Marge: What do we do? Homer: Now we run. EPA-man: I’m afraid we lost them, sir. Russ Cargill: Damn it! Well, then, you find them and you get them back in the dome. And so nobody else gets out I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,OOO tough guys and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And heres how I want them arranged: Tough, tough, soft, tough soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft. EPA-man: Sir, I’m afraid youve gone mad with power. Russ Cargill: Of course. Ever try going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you. [The family is at the Red Rash Inn and Marge are hiding from a EPA helicopter and see two police officers, however they are interested in each other instead of her. Marge enters the room and sees Bart with a bottle.] Marge: Bart, are you drinking whiskey? Bart: I’m troubled. Marge: Bart. Bart: I promise, Ill stop tomorrow. Marge: Youll stop right now. You come back here, little man. [Bart drink bottle and running around the room.] Bart: I miss Flanders. There, I said it! Marge: Wheres your father? Lisa: He went out. Lets quickly rebuild our lives while hes gone. [Homer is outside the door and the family opens the door when he can not remember the code.] Homer: Hey, you guys? Whats the secret knock, again? Look, I know I screwed up. This is big. Marge: It’s huge! Thanks to you, were homeless! And our friends want to kill us! Before we can even stay in the same room with you I want to know what was going through your mind when you didnt listen to me and dumped that silo in the lake [Homer shows with his body that he did not know.] Marge: Homer! Homer: I dont know what to tell you, Marge. I dont think about things. I respect people who do but I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again. Marge: Oh... [Maggie and Lisa are looking at Marge.] Marge: I mean, oh. Homer: Look, I’m really sorry. But I’m more than just sorry I’m prepared with a solution. live always been afraid Id screw up our lives so badly wed need a backup plan. And that plan is right here! [Homer looks into his wallet and get a "Get Out Of Jail Free" and "Basketball Card" before he finds what he search for and shows a poster from Alaska.] Homer: No. Nope. Bingo. Ta-da. Lisa: Alaska? Homer: Alaska. A place where you cant be too fat or too drunk. Where no one says things like: Lets see your high school equivalency certificate. Marge: I dont know, Homie. Homer: I’m not saying it right. Look, the thing is, I cant start a new life alone. And live really come to like you guys. Marge: I just dont see it. Homer: Marge, in every marriage, you get one chance to say: l need you to do this with me. And theres only one answer when somebody says that. [Homer holds out his hand and Marge grabs it with her hand.] Marge: Okay, Homie, I’m with you. Homer: Thank you, my sweetheart. Bart: Mom? Marge: Yes, honey? Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the worlds fattest fertilizer salesman. Homer: Youll pay for ruining this golden family moment! Marge: Homer! Bart: How are we supposed to get to Alaska without any money? Homer: All right, son. If you dont believe in me, believe in America. [Homer shows what is available outside the hotel window and the image is panned to an amusement park.] Homer: America. Where any man can make quick money with no questions asked. [The family is at an amusement park.] Tivoli-man: Step right up and win my truck! All you have to do is conquer the Ball of Death. Homer: Whats the catch? Tivoli-man: No catch. Just ride the motorcycle all the way around just one time. Three tries for $10. Homer: Marge, how much money do we have? Marge: Ten dollars. Homer: Whooh! [Homer tries but fails.] Tivoli-man: That counts as a try. [Another failed attempt] Thats two. [Another failed attempt] And thats three. Heres what Ill do, because I like seeing you hurt yourself: Ill give you one on the house. Homer: Youre the best. Lisa: Dad! When you get to the top, dont slow down, speed up! Homer: But thats when its the scariest. Lisa: Just do it! [Homer takes courage and success and the audience cheers.] Homer: Oh! Oh! Whooh! Bart: Yes! Lisa: Yay, Dad! Homer: Ill take that truck now. [Homer gets the car keys from the Tivoli-man and a Siamese female beats with a rolling pin.] Tivoli-man: Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me. [The family drives off in the car.] Homer: Next stop, Alaska! [At Moes Tarver, they look at the television and the power goes and Moe loses first all the beers and after that everything else.] Kent Brockman: Day 37 under the dome. We are facing intermittent power failures which... Moe: Okay, very funny. I’m gonna turn the lights off again. When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was. Yeah, okay. Okay. [The family thought the car and Marge and Bart are in the shop.] Marge: I’m very proud of you, Bart. Over 24 hours sober. You are, arent you? Bart: Ill prove it. [Bart shoots with is slingshot away Homers hot dog as he eats and he begins eating a new one.] Marge: Were giving your father another chance, and we owe it to him to... Oh, my God. [Marge sees a wanted sign with them and try to get the cashier to not see the sign so Bart graffiti on it so it looks like another family.] Cashier: Whooh! Can I help you? Marge: We need diapers. Cashier: Okay. Marge: No. No, we dont. We dont. Ladies razorblades. Cashier: Right. Marge: No! No. No, we dont. I forgot, were European. Cashier: Aha! Marge: Just give us beef jerky. Lots and lots of beef jerky. Thats right. Thats what we need. Thats all we came in for. Cashier: Sure. Oh, my God. There they are! [Cashier looks at the other family who are apprehended by the EPA and Simpsons drives away and Bart laughs. In Springfield, it will be power outages and Mr. Burns met three representatives on his home.] Mr. Burns: So you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother. Dr. Hibbert: The hospitals generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost. Mr. Burns: Lives lost. Go on. Chief Wiggum: We got a convict we were gonna fry tomorrow, but now we cant. Mr. Burns: Tempting. Tempting. Apu: Look, all our reasons mean nothing. Just look into your heart and youll find the answer.] [Smithers shows with his hands that it was the wrong answer and the dogs chase them out.] Mr. Burns: First door on the right. Apu: Thank you. [The family comes to Alaska and it is nothing like the poster so Homer puts the poster on the car window.] Homer: What? This isnt the way I pictured Alaska at all! Oh, thats better. Marge: Homer! [The family goes down a cliff and screams. When they landed they see at they are there.] Homer: Well, at least my poster didnt get torn. Custom man: Welcome to Alaska. Heres $1000. Homer: Well, its about time! But why? Custom man: We pay every resident $1000 to allow oil companies to ravage our states natural beauty. [Homer kissing the customs man some waving them away.] Homer: I’m home! Custom man: Oh, thanks. [Lisa and Bart are out in the snow and Homer are on the way home after picking firewood. Bart claps so there will be avalanches.] Lisa: What are you doing, Bart? Bart: Just passing the time. Homer: My boy loves Alaska so much, hes applauding it. Lisa, why arent you clapping? Lisa: But, Dad... Homer: Clap for Alaska! [Lisa clap too, so it becomes more avalanches. Homer runs into the house to avoid the snow.] Homer: Well, Marge, were separated from the kids by a wall of snow. All my dreams are coming true. [Homer and Marge get prepare to love and be pampered by the animals.] Bird: Were going to need more birds. [In Springfield are Kent making reports.] Kent: Day 93 under the dome. With necessities growing dangerously low who knows what spark will set off this powder keg? [In Springfield Book Club.] Helen Lovejoy: Lets discuss Tuesdays with Morrie. Cookie Kawn: Again? lf we dont get a new book, I’m going to puke. Lindsay Naegle: Youre the five people I’m going to meet in hell! [There will be trouble and in the AA on the church get their coffee machine destroyed.] Barney: Were out of coffee! I cant take another minute in this dome! [The residents of Springfield are moving towards the dome and try to destroy it and Stampy makes a crack in it.] Ralph: Take that. Oh, no! Blowback! [Russ shows for the president what they do.] Russ Cargill: Look what theyre doing to our dome. You know what that is, sir? Arnold Schwarzenegger: A crack? Russ Cargill: Exactly. First let me stick to the Problem. People got out of the dome before, theyre gonna get out again. And when they do, theres gonna be hearings, investigations.... Arnold Schwarzenegger: Gotten Himmel! I’ll have to go back to making family comedies. Russ Cargill: Dont worry, I have a solution for you, sir. In fact, I have five solutions. You dont have to read them. Youll have deniability. Ill take care of it. You know nothing. Arnold Schwarzenegger: No. I need to know what I’m approving. Russ Cargill: Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something youre clueless about. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Okay, I pick three. Russ Cargill: Try again. Arnold Schwarzenegger: One. Russ Cargill: Go higher. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Five? Russ Cargill: Too high. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Three? Russ Cargill: You said three. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Six? Russ Cargill: There is no six. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Two? Russ Cargill: Double it. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Four! Russ Cargill: As you wish, sir. [In Alaska watch the family the TV.] Tom Hanks voice: Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon? TV Dad: Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon. TV Girl: It’s so old and boring. I want a new one. Now! Tom Hanks: Hello. I’m Tom Hanks. The U.S. government has lost its credibility so its borrowing some of mine. TV Boy: Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks. Tom Hanks: Sure thing, son. Now, I’m pleased to tell you all about the New Grand Canyon. Coming this weekend. Its east of Shelbyville and south of Capitol City. Marge: Thats where Springfield is! Tom Hanks: It’s nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks, saying: lf youre going to pick a government to trust, why not this one? Bart: Did you see that? Marge: Yes, theyre going to destroy Springfield. Marge: But were going to stop them. Homie, get your clothes on. Homie? Homer: I’m happy here. Screw Springfield! Marge: I cant believe youd say something so selfish. Homer: Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At 4 in the afternoon! Marge: It was 7 at night. Homer: It was during access Hollywood. Marge: Which is on at 4 and 7. Lisa: Dad, how can you turn your back on everyone who loved us? Bart: Flanders helped when we were in trouble. Homer: Who cares what he did? Hes not your father. Bart: I wish he was. Homer: You dont mean that. You worship me. [Bart shows he designed the Flanders on a picture of Homer.] Bart: Oh, yeah? Look what I did to your picture. Look at it. How-dilly-doo-dilly. How-dilly-doo-dilly. Homer: Why you little! Ill strangle-angle you! [Homer strangles Bart and Marge interrupts and gives Homer her hand.] Bart: Diddily-diddily. Marge: Bart, stop it! Leave this to me. Homer... in every marriage, you get one chance to say: "l need you to do this with me." Homer: That is the stupidest thing live ever heard. Marge: Homer Simpson! Lisa: Were saving Springfield! Homer: Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life in Alaska and were never going back to America again. [Homer leaves the house and the rest of the family is looking out and Bart tries to show the picture at Ned for him.] Homer: I have spoken! [Homer visits Eski Moes and play Grand Theft Walrus.] Homer: Well, I guess live let her worry about me long enough. [Homer lifts home and discovers that the house is empty.] Homer: Marge? Kids? [Homer finds a video cassette with the text "Play me the VCR," and he do that. In the movie are Marge talking.] Marge: Okay. here goes. Homer , I’ve always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws I always say: Well. sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art. [Homer laughs.] Homer: Way back. Marge: Lately. whats keeping us together is my ability to overlook everything you do. And I overlook these things because.... Homer: Because? Marge: Well. thats the thing. I just dont know how to finish that sentence anymore. So I’m leaving with the kids to help Springfield and were never coming back. And to prove to myself that this is the end, I taped this over our wedding video. Goodbye. Homie. [Homer looks at what is left of the wedding video.] Marge: I love you. [Homer leave the house.] Homer: Marge? Kids? [Homer faints on an ice floe. Sign saying "To be continued" "Immediately" appears. Homer lies in the snow where a polar bear going to attack him but is frightened by a woman who takes care of Homer. The rest of the family is on a train.] Bart: So, Mom, whats our plan? Marge: What are you doing up there? Bart: Looking through peoples luggage. [with a squeaky voice] I’m the mascot of an evil corporation. [Bart laughs.] Marge: Get down from there. We have to keep a low profile till we get to Seattle to tell the world of the plot to destroy Springfield. Lisa: [whispers] I dont know if you guys should be talking so loud. Marge: Oh, Lisa, its not like the government is listening to everybodys conversation. [The conductor is connected to the National Security Agency, where they listen to the calls in the U.S..] Woman 1 on Phone: Hi. I’m calling about your Meat Lovers pizza. I like meat. but I dont know if I’m ready to love again. Woman 2 on Phone: You hang up first. Man on Phone: No. you hang up first. Woman 2 on Phone: Okay. Man on Phone: She hung up on me! Lisa: But were fugitives. We should just lay low till we get to Seattle. NSA-man [Shouting and cheering] Hey, everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone were looking for! Yeah, baby, yeah! [Homer wakes up with a woman in a tent.] Medicine Woman: Homer Simpson do you know why you are here? Homer: Because my family cares more about other people than they do about me. Medicine Woman: Drink this liquid. [Homer drinks a liquid that gives a fire in his mouth.] Homer: [screams, then calmly] More, please. Medicine Woman: Now we will cleanse your spirit by the ancient Inuit art of throat singing. Homer: Throat singing? [Homer and Medicine Woman do a throat singing.] Homer: How long are we doing this? Medicine Woman: Until you have an epiphany. Homer: Okay. [Homer and Medicine Woman do a throat singing.] Homer: Whats an epiphany? Medicine Woman: Sudden realization of great truth. Homer: Okay. [Homer and Medicine Woman do a Throat singing. Homer gets a vision of where he goes around and divided into pieces and is beaten.] Singers: Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig Does whatever a Spider-Pig does Look out! Hes a Spider-Pig Medicine Woman: Until you have an epiphany you will spend the remainder of your days alone. Homer: Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. Americans will never embrace soccer? More than two shakes and its playing with yourself? Hey, what are you doing? Oh, do whatever you want to me. I dont care about myself anymore. Medicine Woman: Because...? Homer: Because other people are just as important as me. Without them, I’m nothing. In order to save myself I have to save Springfield! Thats it! Isnt it? [Homer is acclaimed by applause and cheering before Homer wakes from the vision.] Homer: That was the most incredible experience of my life. And now to find my family, save my town and drop 10 pounds! Thank you, boob lady. [Homer hugs the Medicine Woman and walks away. The train arrives at Seattle and family lower the head when they see Russ Cargill.] Marge: This is it, kids. Seattle. Russ Cargill! Do you think he saw us? [EPA enters the car and take care of them.] Russ Cargill: Yes, I did. [Homer go dog sledding and whips the dogs.] Homer: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Jump! Jump! Land! Land! Rest! Rest! Run! Run! [Homer thank the dogs some attacked him before Homer gets lonely after the dogs leave him.] Homer: Now, I know weve had a rough day but I’m sure we can put all that behind us and just.... Thats my whipping arm. Why does everything I whip leave me? [Homer goes into a blizzard and talking to himself.] Homer: Must keep going. Must keep going. No, I cant. I cant keep going. Yes, you can. No, I cant! Oh, shut up! You shut up. No, you. No, you. No, you. Oh, real mature. How could you say that? Oh, whats the point? It’s hopeless. [Homer faints in the snow and discovers an aurora with Medicine Woman some showing with her breasts where he should go.] Medicine Woman: Dont give up, Homer. You are closer than you think. Homer: But which way do I go? Much obliged. [Homer are outside Springfield and see an EPA-car and hear Lisa play wit her saxophone.] Guard: Ten-hut! Homer: Lisa! Knock off that racket. Lisa! They captured my family. What do I do? What do I do? [Homer sees a work vehicle and the car with the family stops in front of a Sop-sign.] EPA chauffeur 1: Theres something strange about that sop sign. [Homer drive the work vehicle and intend to save the family but fails.] Bart: Did you hear something? Lisa: Probably just a moth. Marge: I hope its okay. [Homer gets hit by ball on the vehicle and travels back and forth before he falls to the ground.] EPA chauffeur 2: Look, we cant keep stopping at every stop, yield or one way sign. Just move on. [The car drive away. Bart tries to get the driver to release them, with the results of the family becomes anesthetized.] Bart: Let us out! Let us out! EPA chauffeur 2: Stop that. Youll scratch your shackles. Bart: I hope I do. Lisa: Oh, way to go, Bart. Bart: You stink. Lisa: No, you stink. [The family wakes up in Springfield and they see how the city got worse, but Bart gets upset when Springfield Elementary School is left.] Marge: Springfield. Bart: I cant believe it, but it got even crappier. Oh, man. [The family gets scared when they hear lots of people running around in the background and Moe appears with a hat.] Moe: Oh, hi, Midge. Marge: Moe, what happened? Moe: With the town sealed off from the rest of the world, things got a little nutty here. Marge: Why are you dressed like that? Moe: Well, I dont like to brag, but I am now the emperor of Springfield. Barney: No, youre not! Moe: Yes, I am! [Moe causes an explosion.] Barney: Okay. Hail, emperor. [Russ shows up on the TV screen.] Russ Cargill: Attention. Springfield. Your government realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore. were commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle. [Residents cheer but gets nuts when a bomb with a time of 15 minutes is inserted into the city and residents are hiding and running away.] Russ Cargill: Which involves killing you all. As I speak. were lowering a small but powerful bomb into your midst. Marge: Despite everything, I miss your father. Bart: Me too. His big, fat ass could shield us all. [Homer is dressed as a guard.] Homer: Ten-hut! At ease. I’m General Marriott Suites and I have an urgent note from the president. It says to release this town immediately. EPA guard: Why is it written on a leaf? [Homer knocks the guard and show his task list.] Homer: Perfect. [Homer tries to climb up but fail, he find super glue and put it on his hands and stick one of his hands in his crotch, he start later to climb up for the dome.] Homer: Now Homer Simpsons gonna show he has cojones! Lisa: Mom, live gotta go find Colin. Marge: Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time. [Lenny, Carl, Hibbert and Cletus are looking at the bomb.] Lenny: Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill, the rest of us can climb up that thing. Carl: Whod be dumb enough to stay behind while we escape with our lives? Cletus: My time to shine. [Cletus start talking to Russ and the residents start to climb up on the rope some goes to the top of the dome.] Cletus: Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, lookie here! Russ Cargill: What do you want? Cletus: Look what I can do with my thumb. You wanna know how I do it? Russ Cargill: Four generations of inbreeding? Carl: I can smell fresh air. Lindsay Neagle: I can hear birds. Sideshow Mel: I taste freedom. [Homer comes down of the rope and the bomb goes to Barneys some put the bomb on the ground. The Residents who climbed up the rope are also falling down.] Homer: Excuse me! Watch out! Coming through! Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an idiot. Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken. Russ Cargill: Goodbye. Homer: Homer do good? Bart: Actually, you doomed us all. Again. Nice knowing you, Homer. Homer: But l.... I cant do anything right. [Homer kicks at the bomb some changes from 8:23 to 4:11.] Krusty: Get out of here! [Homer is chased away, and Bart walks away.] Comic book guy: live spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books. And now theres only time to say: Life well spent! [In the church is Ned with the kids, and Bart enters.] Ned: Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus, be sure to call him Mr. Christ. Todd: Will Buddha be there too? Ned: No. Bart: Hey, Flanders. Ned: Bart. How good to see you. And how terrible youre here. Bart: Thanks. Listen. I was just wondering if before I died I could pretend I had a father who cared for me. Ned: Come here, son. Theres always room for one more in the Flanders clan. [Bart gets a hug from Ned and Todd and Rod do not like it. A robot trying to destroy the bomb but shoots himself with Clancys gun.] Chief Wiggum: Come on, bomb-disarming robot. Youre our last hope. Bomb-disarming Robot: Red wire. Blue wire. Black is usually the ground. So much pressure. Pressure! Chief Wiggum: Hed been talking about it, but I didnt take him seriously. [Homer walk at the town and sees Marge, but collides with a tree. The tree shows at he should go up to the top of the dome and the rays show at he should do that with a scooter some lying on the ground in the city. Homer decides to give money to the tree.] Homer: Marge. Marge! Marge! Oh, no, the epipha-tree! Hey, I tried my best. What am I supposed to do? But how am I supposed to get up there? Here. Buy yourself something nice. [Homer is driving the scoter and takes the bomb with a time at 2:30.] Grampa Simpson: Homer? What the hell are you doing now? Homer: Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I dont quite understand. Gotta go! But first, one stop. [The bomb is at 1:34 and Homer comes to the church where Flanders and Bart pray.] Homer: Bart? Son? You think you could find it in your heart to give your foolish old man one more chance? Bart: Oh, I dont know. Ned: It seems to me, son, that your fathers saying that he wants to spend his last minute with you. Bart: No. I cant do it. I want a father whos the same in the morning as he is at night. Whats that word? Rodd/Todd: Consistency. Bart: Thanks, losers. Sorry, Homer. Homer: Ill let you hold the bomb. Bart: The man knows me. [Bart go to Homer and they drive off.] Todd: I wish Homer was my father. Ned: And I wish you didnt have the devils curly hair. [Homer and Bart travel at the moped to the top and Martin meets some bullies and beat them.] Martin Prince: live been taking your crap all my life! This feels good. No wonder you do it. Homer: Okay, youve only got one shot to throw that bomb through the hole. Bart: Dad, in case I miss I’m sorry I said I wished you werent my father. Homer: I dont blame you, son. I wasnt much of a father. Maybe it starts with the way my dad raised me. Yes. Its clear to me. Its just been one long, unbroken cycle of.... [Marge talk to them in a megaphone.] Marge: Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! Otto: What? Whats going on? [Bart throws the bomb and with few seconds left and the bomb is on its way back through the hole, but it stops at the outside of the dome. The residents are worried but get happy when it explodes. The dome begins to be destroyed and Bart and Homer drive down of the dome and scream at the edge of Springfield.] Homer: We did it, boy! Bart: Dad? [The lands outside of Springfield Gorge.] Homer/Bart: Whooh! [The dome explodes completely, and Dr. Nick gets a big chunk at the body and cocks off.] Chief Wiggum: It’s amazing no one was hurt. Dr. Nick: Goodbye, everybody. [Homer and Bart looks out of Springfield. Russ Cargill has a gun.] Bart: Now, that was a great father-son activity. Russ Cargill: Hello, Homer. Homer: So we meet at last, whoever you are. Russ Cargill: Theres two things they dont teach you at Harvard Business School. How to cope with defeat, and how to handle a shotgun. I’m going to do both right now. Bart: Wait! If you kill my dad youll never know where the treasure is buried. Russ Cargill: What treasure? Bart: The Treasure of Imawiener. Russ Cargill: I’m a wiener? Homer: Classic. Russ Cargill: Well, always leave them laughing. Goodbye, sir. [Maggie hit a rock in Russ head as he passes out.] Homer: Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be. [Maggie walks away and Lisa are in downtown Springfield and looking for Colin.] Lisa: Colin? Colin! Milhouse: Lisa? Colins dead. But his last words were: Milhouse, take care of Lisa. Hold her hand. [Colin shows up.] Milhouse: I got her all warmed up for you. Lisa: Colin. Hi. Colin: Hey, you want go...? Lisa: Clean up the lake? Colin: Well, I was going to say get some ice cream, but okay. Lisa: I like ice cream. [Colin and Lisa are taking each others hand.] Lisa: Kind of sweaty. Sorry. [Homer and Bart comes to downtown Springfield and gets acclaimed. Santas Little Helper arrives.] Bart: Boy! You survived! How? Santas Little Helper, barks: I did things no dog should do. They will haunt me forever. Bart: I love you too. [Homer sees Marge and grab her for a ride and kiss her with Maggie in the basket.] Marge: Best kiss of my life. Homer: Best kiss of your life so far. [The town gets rebuilt and Homer are on the roof with Bart and fix the roof.] Homer: Steady. Steady. Steady. Bart: Dad? [Bart gives Homer safety glasses.] Homer: Thanks, boy. Steady. [Homer nailing himself in the leg and Homer screams and Bart laughs. The final text starts scrolling. Burns mansion has no possessions.] [The end credits roll.] Bart: Come on, Dad, lets go. Ive been holding it since they put the dome over the town. Homer: You can wait. A lot of people worked really hard in this film, and all they ask is for you to memorize their names. Lisa: Well, I wanna make sure no animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. Phew. Homer: Okay. [steps on popcorn] Ooh! Floor popcorn. [eats the popcorn] Lisa: Wait, wait, wait! It looks like Maggie has something to say. Marge: Oh, my God. Her first word. Maggie: Sequel? [They all walk away by the credits, then the credits continue rolling.] Jeremy: [walks to the credits, sweeping the floor, then taking a gum out of the broom, then putting in the pocket, then he continues sweeping] Assistant manager isnt always cracked up to be. Four years of film school for this?